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^ #2101 2015-11-16 00:49:42

enet
Womanizer
From: World of Grey
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 1,870

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Let's all go kill them then.  It'd make me happier.


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^ #2102 2015-11-16 00:50:49

Yoeri
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From: The Netherlands
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 169
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

SOME REAL GOOD EDGE RIGHT THERE


"destroy rectums or destroy yourself" - Pirtelö

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^ #2103 2015-11-16 00:52:10

Aurelianus Augustus
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From: Provincia Pannonia Secunda
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 1,786

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Meet you at 6 behind the nearest McDonald's.


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^ #2104 2015-11-16 00:53:17

enet
Womanizer
From: World of Grey
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 1,870

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

I'll be there.


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^ #2105 2015-11-16 00:55:56

Khelly
Isämmaam Puolustaja
From: Parkano
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 1,542

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Yoeri wrote:
Khelly wrote:

What's the netherlands flag again

Tilt your head 90 degrees to the right

Hello Yoeri

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^ #2106 2015-11-16 00:57:22

Aurelianus Augustus
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From: Provincia Pannonia Secunda
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 1,786

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

enet wrote:

I'll be there.

*packs condoms*


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^ #2107 2015-11-16 00:59:30

Hades Izanami
Supreme Senpai
From: Over here
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 2,344

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

don't you need some toy guns?

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^ #2108 2015-11-16 01:08:30

Khelly
Isämmaam Puolustaja
From: Parkano
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 1,542

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Aurani why don't you destroy my butt

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^ #2109 2015-11-16 01:16:56

Aurelianus Augustus
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From: Provincia Pannonia Secunda
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 1,786

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Who said that I'm not already in the process of destroying it?


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^ #2110 2015-11-16 01:20:52

Khelly
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From: Parkano
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 1,542

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Me because you're not right next to me

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^ #2111 2015-11-16 01:36:58

Aurelianus Augustus
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From: Provincia Pannonia Secunda
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 1,786

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Here's a short story for you, then.

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With barely open eyes, I could see him lowering himself on to my body, slowly fucking him. I could tell he began to feel comfortable, and he thrusted faster and harder. I began to push my cock into him myself, and we moved rhythmically. He moved his body up and down, and I pushed into him. His ass began to move faster and faster, slapping onto my legs and balls, making that hot noise of skin slapping on skin. I reached up with my two free hands, and ran them down his chest as far as I could reach as we fucked. My hands reached his flaccid cock, just a few inches long, bobbing on top of his large, hairy balls. I used my hands to grip the base of my cock as it pushed into him.

We fucked for a few minutes in the this manner, and I knew I couldn't last long. Right as I was about to reach the point of no return, the path towards spurting cum, he pulled off of me. My cock lay slightly in the air above my navel, twitching with the desire for more. He then got onto all fours, and spread his ass cheeks before me. His ass cheeks were smooth, but in the crevice there were wet hairs, spread to the sides. I kneeled behind him, fixing my cock for entry. I pushed in, and he grunted in pleasure, and I fucked him. I pushed him harder and harder, and while I fucked him, I reached around his skinny legs to his cock, which was semi-erect by now. I pulled at his foreskin, moving it over his head, effectively jerking him off as I fucked him. He got hard fast, as my cock slapped against his ass, and my balls made contact with his ass and legs. I tugged at his cock as I fucked him harder and harder, and I knew I was about to explode. I could feel my balls and scrotum tighten to my cock, as it prepared for ejaculating. As I was tugging at his cock, I felt his body shudder and he grunted loudly.

He came again, thought I couldn't see it, I could feel it in his body. At the same time, my cock's tingling sensation put it over the top. In one hard last thrust, I came inside of his ass, shooting hard warm strings of cum. I stayed inside him for a moment, laying onto his back, with my hand still stroking his cock as it became flaccid.


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^ #2112 2015-11-16 01:40:18

Khelly
Isämmaam Puolustaja
From: Parkano
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 1,542

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

That was amazing as I read I was the "he"

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^ #2113 2015-11-16 01:42:38

Aurelianus Augustus
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From: Provincia Pannonia Secunda
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 1,786

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Oh good, you recognised yourself. :p


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^ #2114 2015-11-16 01:45:06

Hika
The Anus Destroyer
From: ATL
Registered: 2015-10-21
Posts: 826

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

enet wrote:

Let's all go kill them then.  It'd make me happier.

I mean if you came to the states, I'm sure you'll find these disgusting fucks hiding and planning an attack.
I'm almost certain and it scares me every day.

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^ #2115 2015-11-16 02:03:49

Plakkis
The absolute madman
From: The world
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 759

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Because it is vital the Heretics be discovered and uprooted, the most important aspect of many investigations becomes stealth. Quite often, even the hint of Acolytes nosing around sends cultists underground, vanishing into the general populace and becoming practically impossible to find. As a result, the Inquisition especially advocates striking against Heretics as soon as possible, even when there is only the most circumstantial of evidence. In the end, any number of innocent deaths is acceptable if it means a true Heretic is found and destroyed, preventing the death, corruption or damnation of tens of millions more.


Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own.
No one is free as long as someone is in prison.

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